Posted 36 minutes ago

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

emperorirene:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen

you could’ve learnt that from chess, bro

I just fainted cause you’re smart as heck

Posted 21 hours ago
Posted 1 day ago

garymanderrr:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

i love how the balloon one is just like ????

Posted 1 day ago

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

Posted 1 day ago
dinolich:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

what a baby

dinolich:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

what a baby

Posted 4 days ago

dervlaaaarghhhh:

videohall:

Goat gives it all it’s got

give it all you’ve goat

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

harmonichdischord:

anachronisticsiren:

maritzac:

dauntlessardor:

shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

like…who makes the decisions and why do the friends go along with it….

Are you telling me you wouldn’t go along with it? Cuz I sure as hell would.

Reblog every damn time

(Source: slendrman)

Posted 6 days ago

Got 2 monster for the price of one today. Whatever else happens today is officially a good day

Posted 1 week ago

brookiemonstaa:

sauntervaguelydown:

electrikmoonlight:

the-privateer:

wackiness-ensues:

#YESALLWOMEN

wasn’t this the episode where he dressed up as a woman on a bet because he thought women were overreacting?

This show was progressive beyond it’s years

I got half way through the photoset before I remembered this is the one with Shaun in drag

I will always love this show.
Always.

(Source: youbigstupid)

Posted 1 week ago

piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

Posted 1 week ago

teamfreekickass:

potential spoilers but not really

Things that will make Guardians of the Galaxy more funny when you know the comic background:

  • Groot is actually really smart and a prince. Due to his vocal cords being wood, he makes very high pitch noises and when he speaks all we can hear is, “I am Groot” Rocket on the other hand has very sensitive hearing and can actually understand him. 
  • The dog in the space suit is named Cosmo. He’s a telepath and becomes the leader of Knowhere 
Posted 1 week ago

bethanythemartian:

unskinny:

ohmygollygarsh:

mascfemme:

theuppitynegras:

bangbang08:

bad-ass-fat-ass:

ghost-of-saintjimmy:

leupagus:

riahhf:

#bigthighproblems

YOU CAN GET THEM REPAIRED THOUGH. There’s a place in NYC called Denim Therapy; I’ve had my favorite jeans fixed by them, where it was almost as big a hole as this one. They use some kind of really tough lattice-type cotton and so far (it’s been 6 months) the jeans are still perfect.

You just mail them in with a note explaining what you want fixed and they mail them back in like two weeks. It was like $15 too - SO WORTH IT since jeans are a bitch and a half to shop for.

signal boost

I am so wishing I hadn’t gotten rid of my favorite jeans right now.

Um, YES THANK YOU 

I CAN SAVE MY SEVEN JEANS

omg!!!? thingSS? this is tihng?? i cand use thing??? 

butr n o really this sounds awesome my thighs cannot be contained by half the jeans i buy

God is real

Brilliant!

OH MY GOD THANK YOU

I fucking cried the last time I ripped through the thigh on my jeans, it’s such a shitty place to try and patch.

(Source: rxvhh)

Posted 1 week ago

walkingfoxiest:

a post where I explain with images how foxes are the best thing ever, and how if you disagree you are obviously wrong

(Source: )

Posted 1 week ago

bestnatesmithever:

qswoas:

bonerack:

Did you guys know that lighters are magic because I didn’t.

#science

All I know is that magic burns the shit out of my thumb 50% of the time

(Source: awesome-)